Yamada’s got a compound fracture in both hands. Classic Yamada!
But that means he has to spend some time in the hospital — and worse, he can’t jack off! It’s worse than it sounds.
Yamada has a condition that means he has to choke the chicken every three hours, or he’s wracked by unbearable pain.
Sounds fake, I know, but it’s a real problem, and real nurses have to help handle it!
However, it turns out all the nurses here are just plain MEAN!